IC Inbox - Aefenglom

[eluci]

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July Full Moon

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dude iggy got laid

I'm glad this is his first inbox message

[eluci]

Really? when?

who?

[Okay that's sort of exciting news, or at least highly amusing, Prompto might be able to sense that.]

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idk but someone here!!

[eluci]

you suck at gossip, you didn't even get a name.

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because he didn't say he got laid so much as implied it so heavily it could crush the car

[eluci]

oh.

maybe it was whoever he said he was planning on bonding with besides us.

some chick?

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CAREN?!

[eluci]

yeah her.

iggy doesn't even look at girls normally, let alone hop into bed with them, so it's gotta be her

least I've never seen him

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ngl totally thought he was gay

guess i was wrong

holy shit he banged caren

[eluci]

Or, y'know, he likes girls and guys both

[Like Prompto.]

I've never even met her. Have you?

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dude he had zero eyes for cindy AND aranea

like as a guy who likes both

you gotta like one of em p sure

but yeah met her she's p cool, total troll but cool

[eluci]

I told you he doesn't look at women

or didn't

i gotta meet her, so I can see the one woman who's managed to charm him

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you defs do

she will tease you

just go with it

[eluci]

I don't consider that a good selling point

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what? she's cool

[eluci]

except for the teasing part

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dude

teasing is literally half our friendship

[eluci]

dude, I've known you for 1/3 of my entire life

it's different if it's a stranger

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true

but caren is iggy's other bond so

i guess you need to meet her??

[eluci]

i know I know, I'll meet her eventually

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<3

also heads up your legs may go weird

[eluci]

what

in what way?

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may go more cat less human

bc mine are more dog less human rn

and it hurts

[eluci]

how do you know i'm going more cat than anything else?

[Did Ignis tell him about his claws? Or did he notice and mention the ears? BETRAYAL.]

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wait you are???